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Optimistic Pessimist Crewneck

Optimistic Pessimist Crewneck

Regular price $42 Unit price  per 

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Does anyone even read product descriptions anymore?

Pls wash upon arrival. Then post on the interwebs and tag #gotthisshitfromtemporarysigh because that will almost certainly make my day/week/month/year/life.

Sizing Info -- Sizes are unisex. Highly recommend sizing up if you prefer the oversized look. I'm saying size a lot. You know what you like but! if you still need help, here's a little size chart:

For reference, I'm 5'8 and I usually wear an XS/S and I'm wearing a medium.

Cost includes shipping within the US. None of this is cheap to maintain, produce and ship so I promise I'm keeping costs as low as possible! Major thanks for supporting a small, black (& female!) owned business. I appreciate you so much more than I can over-explain at the bottom of a product description.